8.26.2014

LAZER FACE DOORWAY


THE SACRED GARDEN


TIME AND SPACE WARP

LAZER EYES CRY MONEY


OCTOPOD INDUSTRIES

CREATED IN 2010 AS A WAY TO EXPLAIN JOBLESSNESS.
ORIGINALLY AN ART COLLECTIVE IN UK {OCTOPOD}
INSPIRED BY STANDARD OIL OCTOPUS DRAWING
 

OCTOPOD INDUSTRIES LTD. {O.I.L.}
TEXAS = BIG OIL
BIG OIL = RICH
ME = POOR
ME = TEXAS
TEXAS = WEIRD
where did this come from?





octopod playset by fisher price
Sound the Octo-Alert to start your adventure in this amazing playset depicting the Octopod - just like in the show! It’s time for Barnacles and Kwazii to set off on a new mission! The Octopod playset is packed with over 10 play pieces, phrases and sounds!
Features
  • Explore the world of the Octonauts with the Octopod playset!
  • Removable Octo-Alert plays phrases and sounds
  • Launch the Gup-A out of the Octopod!
  • Lift and lower the rescue tools to bring the sick creatures back to the Octopod
  • Includes Octopod, Barnacles, Kwazii, mini Gup-A, removable Octo-Alert, fiddler crab, sea turtle, eel, stretcher, anchor, barrel and net.

CULTURESICK SMART


CULTURESICK STUPID


8.23.2014

ABSURDITY

THE LEADERSHIP COUNCIL ASSOCIATION FOR THE VISUAL A ND PERFORMING ARTISTS FOUNDATION OF SOUTH-EAST TEXAS IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE HOUSTON TEXAS BOARD OF ENERGY TRUSTEES FOR THE ARTS AND SCIENCE AND HISTORICAL FOUNDATION HISTORICAL SOCIETY PRESENTS: THE ELECTRIC CHURCH'S SECOND TO LAST PRODUCTION OF IT'S FIRST PRODUCTION: THE ELECTRIC CHURCH PRESENTS: IN SEARCH OF PARADISE [ISOP].

THE FOLLOWING IS A DOCUMENTARY FILM CONDENSED INTO A SMALL REZ GIF:

A BIG SHINY PRISON CALLED HOME

WELL THERES A MALL FER ALL YALL CMON HAVE A BALL AT THE LONESTAR MALL IN THE SKY. WE WILL NEVER BE FREE ITS AS PLAIN AS CAN BE SO LETS HAVE A BEER INSTEAD. ITS OK IF I CANT GET MY WAY. ILL GET DRUNK AND PASS OUT ON THE BED. OH LOVER HONEY I NEED ME SOME MONEY AND I HATE THE FACT OF MY PVERTY ITSINKS TO ME HOW I CANT SOLVEPROBLEMS WITHOUT THINKING OF WARS. AND THEN ITS A QUESTION OF WHAT CAME BEFORE...
NOTHING'S ALRIGHT. ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. THE PEACE IS ROTTEN ON THROUGH...
SOMETHING MOURNFUL PERHAPS BEFORE WE ALL JUST COLLAPSE.

HOW CAN WE TRUST

AFTER SO MANY LIES AND SO MUCH DECEIT. ALL THAT YOU'VE SACRIFICED. BECOMING ELITE. PERPLEXING INDEXES AND HEIGHTENED REFLEXES. SHARPENING ALL OF THE LIES TO BE PERFECT DOWN TO A POINT. DOWN TO THE POINT OF THE MATTER IS POWER ITS TRUE AND DOESN'T MATTER IF ITS ME OR ITS YOU BUT SOMEONE WILL HAVE IT BY THE END. WOE IS ME MY FRIEND. FOR I DO NOT FIND MYSELF IN AN ADVANTAGEOUS POSITION TO BE COMMISSIONED TO DO THE WORK OF ROYALTY OR ADMIRALTY. NO FRIENDS OR LOVE OR FEALTY. WOE IS ME MY FRIENDS. THAT I SEE IT ALL NOW IN THE END. WHERE LOVERS ARE DOWN IN THE WORST PARTS OF TOWN A BIG SHINY PRISON MALL CALLED HOME.

$NARL


GONZO

WHEN THE GOING GETS WEIRD...THE WEIRD TURN PRO.

8.13.2014

SLOEGIN


SO BEAUTIFUL


Earth - The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull

CINEMATIC JESUS


IGORRR

LULLABY FOR A FAT JELLYFISH

HOME TOWN CLOWN

HOUSTON SUCKS MAN. THAT'S A FACT. Lets not mince words.  Poverty is a big fucking problem here. BIG. There are homeless people everywhere. In the shittier areas of town violence and theft have become weekly occurrences once again. It seems as if the city is on the backslide in the NON-MONIED areas.  I'm so happy that they over gentrified the montrose and chased out all the young artists and musicians and moved in yuppies and retirees from out of town. FANTASTIC.
WE CAN ALL JUST MOVE TO THE EAST END RIGHT?! NOPE.
prices have gone up everywhere. food gas housing water electricity are all more expensive than they were just a few years ago, but hey who cares right we all make enough money to cover our basic necessities right? Nope again.  If you're working full time in this town and you're not driving around the city then there is no way you'd ever have the time to get acquainted with the grimier side of this city...which is basically 65% of the city.  Have a drive down Antoine or cavalcade beachnut fondren fm1960 sometime.  I know that's out of the question for some of you with full time jobs...who seem to all converge on the same freeway areas at the same time everyday...and never ever take an alternate route ever.  Houston sucks.  The people aren't nice anymore...not even polite much of the time, and the gap between rich and poor is like a gaping wound that is starting to smell.  I love shopping, but i'm broke. Always been broke, and haven't kissed the right asses yet in order to change my fate...and this town is chock full of people who like their asses kissed for nothing.  They can pay an underage human-traffic victim to do it for 50 bucks so they're damn sure gonna tax your lazy ass if you work for them...why should they help you?  YOU'RE A NO ACCOUNT SLOB JUST LEACHING OFF THEIR PRECIOUS OIL PROFITS!
FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN.

LETS TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING ASTRODOME! Supposedly there hasn't been a single workable idea to surface yet according to local news sources, but i put one forward a few months back i even made a .gif of it:

I feel it necessary to state the obvious.  OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BE EXPENSIVE!
WHY DO WE HAVE MONEY AT ALL IF WE AREN'T GOING TO INVEST IN THINGS THAT WILL BENEFIT ALL OF MANKIND? ARE YOU ALL SO SHALLOW AND CRUEL THAT THIS IS JUST A TOTALLY UNREALISTIC ENDEAVOR???
ASK A FUCKING SCIENTIST!


8.10.2014

AH HA

CAUGHT YOU SNEAKY FUCKERS SNEAKIN
A PEEK WHILE I WAS TAKIN A LEEK
BEEN POSTING MY RESUME ON LINE ALL WEEKEND
LETS PRETEND THAT NOTHING EVER HAPPEND
THEY BEEN MAKING FUN OF DOGS AND THINK ELEPHANTS ARE COOL
APPARENTLY THEY HAVENT LEARNED ANYTHING IN SCHOOL
VIOLENCE IS THE ONLY REASON LAWS GET OBEYED. A GUN OR A PRISON SENTENCE A PRICE TO BE PAID.  THE ANIMALS ARE NOT AWAKE UNLESS THERES A HEALTHY DOSE OF FEAR I FEEL LIKE I WONT MAKE IT THROUGH THE YEAR WHY YOU ALL IN MY EAR UNBELIEVABLE INCONCEIVABLE FUCKING UNREAL TOURNAMENT 2005 IMONA STAY IN TEXAS AND TRY TO SURVIVE CUZ I AINT GOT NO JOB AND GET NO RESPECT YOU'D THINK MY NAME WAS DANGERFIELD BUT I'VE BEEN COMING CORRECT NO DISRESPECT INTENDED FOR THE MOST PART IM A SWEETHEART A DELIGHTFULL COMMON CHUM. I DONT OFTEN TAKE TO WHISKEY GIN OR RUM, BUT WHEN I DO OLD BOY YOU BETTER BE SURE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE BRAND OF LIQUOR...I MAY BE STUPID BUT SAVE YOUR ADVICE I BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD AND IT WASN'T SO NICE. I STOPPED READING vice. CAN'T GET EM TO NOTICE ME EVEN THOUGH I'M KIND AND I CARE BUT THEY ALL WALK RIGHT BY ME LIKE IM NOT EVEN THERE I CHOSE TO BE A GHOST OR WAS IT ALL THEM ITS HARD TO TELL WHEN YOUR IN HELL AND THEIR INDOORS WATCHING SITCOMS YOU CANT HOLD HATE FOREVER IT ALWAYS POURS OUT. IF ANYTHING MEANS ANYTHING CATHARSIS IS PRETTY STOUT. wITHOUT A DOUBT IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO CHANNEL ALL NEGATIVE ENERGY AND ANGER INTO CONSTRUCTIVE NON THREATENING HOBBIES.
BE PEACEFUL YOUNG AMERICANS. HOLD FAST WHAT YOU'VE GOT. ONE STEP OVER THE EDGE AND IT'LL ALL GO TO POT.

SNOG [THIS IS CAPITALISM]

MADCHILD


8.07.2014

CULTURESICK

Allow me to define a few terms and establish some parameters.
Anarchism: A political philosophy that doesn't place anyone above anyone else. 
Power: The ability to successfully influence human behavior.
Money: A tertiary unit of artificial value used to manipulate human beings.
Capitalism: A magic word used to justify the manipulation of human beings using money.
Advertising: A system of deception that is openly deceptive but is necessary for capitalism to function due to its hypnotic effect on weak minded humans.
Politics: A framework through which philosophies that are in-congruent with capitalism{et all} are systematically defamed, humiliated, and rendered incoherent by the establishment. 
Media: A hierarchical corporate structure that encircles the political sphere connecting advertising, capitalism and politics together and uses attractive and or believable humans as mouthpieces and spokespeople for ideas, products and corporations.
Corporation: A myopic and outdated institutional framework in which there is a hierarchy that one may ascend only according to rules of obedience and profit.  (stocks are used to siphon money from the public in order to bolster a company's bank roll)

This is only the beginning. My head is fucking spinning. Sometimes you're a loser when all along you thought you were winning. What was considered virtuous is now considered sinning...

It is not enough to call a liar a liar or a cheater a cheater.  The rules don't apply to everyone.  The law only exists to tame the masses and strip bare anyone who has profited from society's structure in a manner not approved by the upper crust.  They think of us only as stupid monkeys...not people...not even human.  Be mindful of this as the manager interviewing you for a job ponders how he/she might be able to manipulate you in the future.  They are going to use you and throw you away when they are done.  You are not special at all.  And you don't deserve to even have a job...much less one as good as they have.  People are jealous and cruel. Mindlessly so.  Their first reaction is often hatred disguised as personal interest in you.  Be wary of vipers and jackals.  They are everywhere.  

I am CULTURESICK.
I am so impossibly tired of it all that I am physically exhausted by the time i finish skimming the news each day.  The machine is really moving along now.  They are able to fabricate any story and none of us will ever be in the position to prove the farce...and we are all so lowly that no one will listen anyway.  I get it. Play the game. Go along to get along.  Keep your head down.  Don't complain. Work hard.  Pay your bills. 

Don't worry about inflation, war, atrocity, fraud, abusive authority, corruption, graft, espionage, murder, deceit, misery or death...unless of course you are doing so in a manner that is approved by those committing these crimes... 

As long as you keep working like a slave to buy things that should be free to all people...

As long as you keep repeating what the TV/MOVIES tell you.

Next Year you might be able to put a down payment on a house...



CUSTOM FLARE EFFECT


8.05.2014

PSYCH SPHINX


SPHINX SLUR


IN SEARCH OF PARADISE [ISOP] PROMO VIDEO

SHOCK CHAMBER


ISOP 5


RHYME SCHEME

WORDS AND WEIGHTS THE WORLD AWAITS
WEED WINE WOMEN AND VILLAINOUS HATE
STRAIGHT OUT THE SUBURBS NOW IN AN URBAN ENVIRONMENT
ART VIDEOS MUSIC DRUGS SEX AND EXORCISE
THAT'S HOW MY TIME'S SPENT
ATYPICAL ATHEISTIC ANTI SPIRITUAL
MALADAPTIVE MISANTHROPE CREATING A NEW RITUAL
SPEAK YOUR MIND AND RESPOND IN KIND
I SEEK TO SOLVE THE LABYRINTH AND SHOW YOU WHAT I FIND
DELVING INTO PIXELS
REANIMATING CELLS
IMAGINING PARADISE WHILE LIVING IN CORPORATE HELL
I DONE FELL OFF BACK IN 2005
SOMETIMES ITS ALL YOU CAN DO JUST TO STAY ALIVE
COME ON DOWN TO TEXAS IN YOUR CANDY PAINTED LEXUS
EVERYTHING WE DO NOW IS MEANT TO BE INFECTIOUS
CORRECT SIR THIS IS MY MESSAGE
KREET-N WRITES WRONGS RIGHTLY
THE DAY WILL COME SOON WHEN I'LL GET TO DO IT NIGHTLY
ALL LOVE TO WIFEY!
LOVE TO MY BABY BOY.
BEING BROKE ITS A JOKE IN THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY
GET UP SMOKE PROMOTE AND MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY!

OLD SKOOL


8.04.2014

HELLRAISER

THE ONLY GOOD CLIVE BARKER FLICK

WE PREY FOR BETTER DAYS

WE EXPECT BETTER OF ALL OF YOU!

ISOP 4


THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA 2

WE STAND IN AWE OF WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO THIS GENERATION. WE'VE BEEN DECEIVED, BULLIED, INTIMIDATED, COERCED, AND EXTORTED. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THE COLLEGE SCAM SYSTEM AND THE CORPORATE STRUCTURE. WE'VE PAID THE EQUIVALENT OF A GALLON OF GASOLINE FOR A CUP OF COFFEE...WE'VE SEEN MEGA INFLATION, MULTIPLE WARS, 10,000 MOVIES DEPICTING FALSE IMAGES OF WHAT LIFE IS LIKE AND HOW PEOPLE SHOULD BEHAVE...WE ARE THE MOST CONFUSED GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT HAS EVER LIVED ON EARTH. NONE OF WHAT WE HAVE BEEN TOLD WAS TRUE. AND STILL WE ARE KIND, GENEROUS...SOMETIMES WE FEEL HOW THINGS SHOULD BE...AND WE TRY TO MAKE IT RIGHT BUT WE ARE CONSTANTLY THWARTED IN THIS REGARD...THE ELDER GENERATION DOESN'T WANT US TO DO BETTER THAN THEM...THEY WANT US AS SERVANTS. [NONSERVIAM]



ISOP3


8.03.2014

ISOP2


ISOP


THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA

A MONOLITHIC AND RUTHLESS CONSPIRACY THAT RELIES ON COVERT MEANS:
We who have been thoroughly fucked have decided to withdraw from participation in the grand charade and declare total independence.

WE ALONE STAND AGAINST THE RAPE-TORTURE CULTURE
THAT HAS ENSLAVED THE HUMAN RACE
AND ERASED THE FREE CULTURE FROM THE EARTH.  
WE'RE "FED" UP WITH MONEY AND STATUS. 
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH "TV" FOR SEVERAL LIFETIMES. 
WE'VE PAID PLENTY OF TAXES AND INTEREST. 
AND NOW WE ARE DONE.

HOLLYWOOD LAUGHS AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK AND THEY WANT YOU TO WORSHIP THEM AND THEIR BLOATED LIFESTYLES...THEIR FAKE BREASTS AND MUTILATED FACES...BOW DOWN TO YOUR CYBERNETIC ROBOT PLASTIC IMMORTAL OVERLORDS!!!

YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER!

A TIRED ATTEMPT TO LIMIT POPULATION GROWTH THROUGH ECONOMIC SANCTIONS AGAINST THE POOR.  CULTURAL DEVELOPMENT IS HALTED TO ENSURE THE TYRANNICAL RULE OF LUNATIC DEMOCRACY AND INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS ARE SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY.

OUR MESSAGE IS ONE OF DISGUST AND REVULSION AT WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS SOCIETY. WE DARE NOT CHALLENGE PEOPLE'S CONCEPT OF ENTERTAINMENT OR NIGHTLIFE...APPARENTLY IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR A BEVERAGE THAT IS 900% CHEAPER AT A LIQUOR STORE.
WE ARE DESTINED TO BE BORED FOREVER UNTIL A WAR BEGINS AND WE ARE DECIMATED BEFORE OUR EYES...WHY REVOLT AGAINST JACK-IN-THE-BOX?
[IM HELLA-PISSED AT FAST FOOD ADVERTISING]

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE MONEY. YOU MUST PAY A BANKER, CPA, 30% INCOME TAX, INSURANCE COMPANIES, HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS, SALES TAX, ESTATE TAXES WHEN YOU DIE, INFLATED RETAIL PRICES FOR BASIC NECESSITIES. FOOD GAS ELECTRICITY ETC.

YOU MAY NOT GROW AND RAISE YOUR OWN FOOD AND MEDICINE.
THERE ARE INNUMERABLE ORDINANCES PROCLAIMING YOU A CRIMINAL IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO DO SO WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PROGRESS IN THIS SOCIETY OR BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL.  SOMEONE MUST TAKE A LIKING TO YOU AND CUT YOU IN ON THEIR LITTLE SCAM.  MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE BEING GROOMED AS A PATSY.