9.15.2014

ILL-LUMINATED ELITE ELIMINATOR ELEVATED ELECTRONICALLY

EVERYWHERE IS EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY ETERNITY EFFECTS EVERYONE...
WELCOME TO THE VOID DO YOU REQUIRE DIRECTIONS?

8.26.2014

LAZER FACE DOORWAY


THE SACRED GARDEN


TIME AND SPACE WARP

LAZER EYES CRY MONEY


OCTOPOD INDUSTRIES

CREATED IN 2010 AS A WAY TO EXPLAIN JOBLESSNESS.
ORIGINALLY AN ART COLLECTIVE IN UK {OCTOPOD}
INSPIRED BY STANDARD OIL OCTOPUS DRAWING
 

OCTOPOD INDUSTRIES LTD. {O.I.L.}
TEXAS = BIG OIL
BIG OIL = RICH
ME = POOR
ME = TEXAS
TEXAS = WEIRD
where did this come from?





octopod playset by fisher price
Sound the Octo-Alert to start your adventure in this amazing playset depicting the Octopod - just like in the show! It’s time for Barnacles and Kwazii to set off on a new mission! The Octopod playset is packed with over 10 play pieces, phrases and sounds!
Features
  • Explore the world of the Octonauts with the Octopod playset!
  • Removable Octo-Alert plays phrases and sounds
  • Launch the Gup-A out of the Octopod!
  • Lift and lower the rescue tools to bring the sick creatures back to the Octopod
  • Includes Octopod, Barnacles, Kwazii, mini Gup-A, removable Octo-Alert, fiddler crab, sea turtle, eel, stretcher, anchor, barrel and net.

CULTURESICK SMART


CULTURESICK STUPID


8.23.2014

ABSURDITY

THE LEADERSHIP COUNCIL ASSOCIATION FOR THE VISUAL A ND PERFORMING ARTISTS FOUNDATION OF SOUTH-EAST TEXAS IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE HOUSTON TEXAS BOARD OF ENERGY TRUSTEES FOR THE ARTS AND SCIENCE AND HISTORICAL FOUNDATION HISTORICAL SOCIETY PRESENTS: THE ELECTRIC CHURCH'S SECOND TO LAST PRODUCTION OF IT'S FIRST PRODUCTION: THE ELECTRIC CHURCH PRESENTS: IN SEARCH OF PARADISE [ISOP].

THE FOLLOWING IS A DOCUMENTARY FILM CONDENSED INTO A SMALL REZ GIF:

A BIG SHINY PRISON CALLED HOME

WELL THERES A MALL FER ALL YALL CMON HAVE A BALL AT THE LONESTAR MALL IN THE SKY. WE WILL NEVER BE FREE ITS AS PLAIN AS CAN BE SO LETS HAVE A BEER INSTEAD. ITS OK IF I CANT GET MY WAY. ILL GET DRUNK AND PASS OUT ON THE BED. OH LOVER HONEY I NEED ME SOME MONEY AND I HATE THE FACT OF MY PVERTY ITSINKS TO ME HOW I CANT SOLVEPROBLEMS WITHOUT THINKING OF WARS. AND THEN ITS A QUESTION OF WHAT CAME BEFORE...
NOTHING'S ALRIGHT. ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. THE PEACE IS ROTTEN ON THROUGH...
SOMETHING MOURNFUL PERHAPS BEFORE WE ALL JUST COLLAPSE.

HOW CAN WE TRUST

AFTER SO MANY LIES AND SO MUCH DECEIT. ALL THAT YOU'VE SACRIFICED. BECOMING ELITE. PERPLEXING INDEXES AND HEIGHTENED REFLEXES. SHARPENING ALL OF THE LIES TO BE PERFECT DOWN TO A POINT. DOWN TO THE POINT OF THE MATTER IS POWER ITS TRUE AND DOESN'T MATTER IF ITS ME OR ITS YOU BUT SOMEONE WILL HAVE IT BY THE END. WOE IS ME MY FRIEND. FOR I DO NOT FIND MYSELF IN AN ADVANTAGEOUS POSITION TO BE COMMISSIONED TO DO THE WORK OF ROYALTY OR ADMIRALTY. NO FRIENDS OR LOVE OR FEALTY. WOE IS ME MY FRIENDS. THAT I SEE IT ALL NOW IN THE END. WHERE LOVERS ARE DOWN IN THE WORST PARTS OF TOWN A BIG SHINY PRISON MALL CALLED HOME.

$NARL


GONZO

WHEN THE GOING GETS WEIRD...THE WEIRD TURN PRO.

8.13.2014

SLOEGIN


SO BEAUTIFUL


Earth - The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull

CINEMATIC JESUS


IGORRR

LULLABY FOR A FAT JELLYFISH

HOME TOWN CLOWN

HOUSTON SUCKS MAN. THAT'S A FACT. Lets not mince words.  Poverty is a big fucking problem here. BIG. There are homeless people everywhere. In the shittier areas of town violence and theft have become weekly occurrences once again. It seems as if the city is on the backslide in the NON-MONIED areas.  I'm so happy that they over gentrified the montrose and chased out all the young artists and musicians and moved in yuppies and retirees from out of town. FANTASTIC.
WE CAN ALL JUST MOVE TO THE EAST END RIGHT?! NOPE.
prices have gone up everywhere. food gas housing water electricity are all more expensive than they were just a few years ago, but hey who cares right we all make enough money to cover our basic necessities right? Nope again.  If you're working full time in this town and you're not driving around the city then there is no way you'd ever have the time to get acquainted with the grimier side of this city...which is basically 65% of the city.  Have a drive down Antoine or cavalcade beachnut fondren fm1960 sometime.  I know that's out of the question for some of you with full time jobs...who seem to all converge on the same freeway areas at the same time everyday...and never ever take an alternate route ever.  Houston sucks.  The people aren't nice anymore...not even polite much of the time, and the gap between rich and poor is like a gaping wound that is starting to smell.  I love shopping, but i'm broke. Always been broke, and haven't kissed the right asses yet in order to change my fate...and this town is chock full of people who like their asses kissed for nothing.  They can pay an underage human-traffic victim to do it for 50 bucks so they're damn sure gonna tax your lazy ass if you work for them...why should they help you?  YOU'RE A NO ACCOUNT SLOB JUST LEACHING OFF THEIR PRECIOUS OIL PROFITS!
FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN.

LETS TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING ASTRODOME! Supposedly there hasn't been a single workable idea to surface yet according to local news sources, but i put one forward a few months back i even made a .gif of it:

I feel it necessary to state the obvious.  OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BE EXPENSIVE!
WHY DO WE HAVE MONEY AT ALL IF WE AREN'T GOING TO INVEST IN THINGS THAT WILL BENEFIT ALL OF MANKIND? ARE YOU ALL SO SHALLOW AND CRUEL THAT THIS IS JUST A TOTALLY UNREALISTIC ENDEAVOR???
ASK A FUCKING SCIENTIST!