THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA

A MONOLITHIC AND RUTHLESS CONSPIRACY THAT RELIES ON COVERT MEANS:
We who have been thoroughly fucked have decided to withdraw from participation in the grand charade and declare total independence.

WE ALONE STAND AGAINST THE RAPE-TORTURE CULTURE
THAT HAS ENSLAVED THE HUMAN RACE
AND ERASED THE FREE CULTURE FROM THE EARTH.  
WE'RE "FED" UP WITH MONEY AND STATUS. 
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH "TV" FOR SEVERAL LIFETIMES. 
WE'VE PAID PLENTY OF TAXES AND INTEREST. 
AND NOW WE ARE DONE.

HOLLYWOOD LAUGHS AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK AND THEY WANT YOU TO WORSHIP THEM AND THEIR BLOATED LIFESTYLES...THEIR FAKE BREASTS AND MUTILATED FACES...BOW DOWN TO YOUR CYBERNETIC ROBOT PLASTIC IMMORTAL OVERLORDS!!!

YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER! YOU'LL BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER!

A TIRED ATTEMPT TO LIMIT POPULATION GROWTH THROUGH ECONOMIC SANCTIONS AGAINST THE POOR.  CULTURAL DEVELOPMENT IS HALTED TO ENSURE THE TYRANNICAL RULE OF LUNATIC DEMOCRACY AND INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS ARE SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY.

OUR MESSAGE IS ONE OF DISGUST AND REVULSION AT WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS SOCIETY. WE DARE NOT CHALLENGE PEOPLE'S CONCEPT OF ENTERTAINMENT OR NIGHTLIFE...APPARENTLY IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR A BEVERAGE THAT IS 900% CHEAPER AT A LIQUOR STORE.
WE ARE DESTINED TO BE BORED FOREVER UNTIL A WAR BEGINS AND WE ARE DECIMATED BEFORE OUR EYES...WHY REVOLT AGAINST JACK-IN-THE-BOX?
[IM HELLA-PISSED AT FAST FOOD ADVERTISING]

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE MONEY. YOU MUST PAY A BANKER, CPA, 30% INCOME TAX, INSURANCE COMPANIES, HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS, SALES TAX, ESTATE TAXES WHEN YOU DIE, INFLATED RETAIL PRICES FOR BASIC NECESSITIES. FOOD GAS ELECTRICITY ETC.

YOU MAY NOT GROW AND RAISE YOUR OWN FOOD AND MEDICINE.
THERE ARE INNUMERABLE ORDINANCES PROCLAIMING YOU A CRIMINAL IF YOU SHOULD CHOOSE TO DO SO WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PROGRESS IN THIS SOCIETY OR BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL.  SOMEONE MUST TAKE A LIKING TO YOU AND CUT YOU IN ON THEIR LITTLE SCAM.  MOST OF THE TIME YOU ARE BEING GROOMED AS A PATSY.