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HOUSTON SUCKS MAN. THAT'S A FACT. Lets not mince words.  Poverty is a big fucking problem here. BIG. There are homeless people everywhere. In the shittier areas of town violence and theft have become weekly occurrences once again. It seems as if the city is on the backslide in the NON-MONIED areas.  I'm so happy that they over gentrified the montrose and chased out all the young artists and musicians and moved in yuppies and retirees from out of town. FANTASTIC.
WE CAN ALL JUST MOVE TO THE EAST END RIGHT?! NOPE.
prices have gone up everywhere. food gas housing water electricity are all more expensive than they were just a few years ago, but hey who cares right we all make enough money to cover our basic necessities right? Nope again.  If you're working full time in this town and you're not driving around the city then there is no way you'd ever have the time to get acquainted with the grimier side of this city...which is basically 65% of the city.  Have a drive down Antoine or cavalcade beachnut fondren fm1960 sometime.  I know that's out of the question for some of you with full time jobs...who seem to all converge on the same freeway areas at the same time everyday...and never ever take an alternate route ever.  Houston sucks.  The people aren't nice anymore...not even polite much of the time, and the gap between rich and poor is like a gaping wound that is starting to smell.  I love shopping, but i'm broke. Always been broke, and haven't kissed the right asses yet in order to change my fate...and this town is chock full of people who like their asses kissed for nothing.  They can pay an underage human-traffic victim to do it for 50 bucks so they're damn sure gonna tax your lazy ass if you work for them...why should they help you?  YOU'RE A NO ACCOUNT SLOB JUST LEACHING OFF THEIR PRECIOUS OIL PROFITS!
FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN.

LETS TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING ASTRODOME! Supposedly there hasn't been a single workable idea to surface yet according to local news sources, but i put one forward a few months back i even made a .gif of it:

I feel it necessary to state the obvious.  OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BE EXPENSIVE!

WHY DO WE HAVE MONEY AT ALL IF WE AREN'T GOING TO INVEST IN THINGS THAT WILL BENEFIT ALL OF MANKIND? ARE YOU ALL SO SHALLOW AND CRUEL THAT THIS IS JUST A TOTALLY UNREALISTIC ENDEAVOR???

ASK A FUCKING SCIENTIST!